STAR WARS AND STAR TREK MERGE INTO ONE PROPERTY, SINCE NON-FANS DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE ANYWAY
AREA WOODWORKER LACQUERED UP AFTER ALL NIGHT BENDER
DOG FART RUINS RENTED ROMANTIC COMEDY DVD NIGHT
ANGUS YOUNG ADDS FIFTH GUITAR CHORD TO REPETOIRE
GOTH CHICK LOOKS ATTRACTIVE IN A CERTAIN KIND OF DARKNESS
VIKINGS FIRST TO CRUSH THE HOPES AND DREAMS OF NATIVE AMERICANS, FOSSIL RECORD SAYS
CHRISTMAS COOKIE PUT DOWN FRONT OF PANTS WHILE NOBODY IS LOOKING
WHITE DWARF ENTERS PLANETARIUM AT CHILDREN'S ADMISSION PRICE
ROCK GROUP'S NO. 1 FAN SPENDS DRUM SOLO IN RESTROOM
SAME DOG THAT JUMPS IN POOL, NEEDS TO BE TRANQUILIZED TO TAKE BATH
CHANCE OF KINDLE BEING DROPPED IN TOILET, GOOD
NAMESAKE GYM TEACHER, LEONARD SKINNARD, OUTLIVES ALL BAND MEMBERS
CARNIVAL NO LONGER HIRING FREAKS APPARENTLY
DAD SCREAMS AT FAMILY ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED A THERMOSTAT
FEAR THAT BUTTON ON DOORBELL IS GONE AND ONLY LIVE WIRES REMAIN, FINALLY REALIZED
GUM UNDER TABLE PLAYED WITH DURING BORING CONVERSATION
CONGRESS FORBIDS GEICO FROM HAVING ANY MORE MASCOTS
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