Monday, February 8, 2010

Quick Headlines


GHENGIS KHAN DESCENDANT SEES GREAT WALL FROM SPACE STATION, BLASTS IT WITH LASER

KARDASHIAN FAMILY'S FIFTEEN MINUTES EXTENDED

RIFLE PRIED FROM "COLD DEAD HANDS" OF CHARLTON HESTON

NEW GAME SHOW:  ARE YOU DRUNKER THAN A 1OTH GRADER?

POLTERGEIST CAUSES $9 IN DAMAGE AS IT KNOCKS FRAME OFF WALL

LOCAL BLONDE FINDS LUMP IN BREAST, TURNS OUT TO BE IMPLANT

BILLY JACK KICKS THE CRAP OUT OF NURSING HOME ORDERLIES

MERRY-GO-ROUND DESIGNER TURNS LIFE AROUND

CHIHUAHUA IN PURSE LEAPS TO CERTAIN DOOM 

KKK'S MANUAL OF CONDUCT BANNED FROM LOCAL SCHOOL'S FOR USING THE N-WORD 

CLASS CLOWN LETS "BANGKOK" SLIP BY UNSCATHED DURING TEACHER'S LECTURE ON THAILAND

SUN CITY RETIREMENT COMMUNITY COMPLETES GREAT PYRAMID OF GEEZERS

THANKSGIVING TURKEY GRAVY RECIPE GUESSED AT FOR 17TH YEAR IN A ROW

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