Sunday, February 7, 2010

Quick Headlines


WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS JAPANESE GIRL DIES AT AGE 50

FOUR OUNCE BOTTLE OF LIQUID CRASHES PLANE

24 HOUR TACO SHOP FOUND INNOCENT IN INTESTINAL DISCOMFORT ACCUSATIONS

CD PUT IN PLAYER UPSIDE DOWN, WORST IS ASSUMED

"SICK PUPPY" TORTURES HEALTHY KITTEN

PARAPALEGIC, OCTOPOD AMPUTEE BAFFLES MATH EXPERTS AT LOCAL UNIVERSITY

COLORED BLIND ELDER RUNS GREEN LIGHT

KEYS LOOKED FOR IN FREEZER

POLICE HANDGUN MISFIRES AND KILLS HOSTAGE TAKER

ALPHA MALE SUPPLANTED BY EPSILON TRANSSEXUAL

POLISH NEW YEAR TO BE CELEBRATED IN JANUARY AND JULY

CHINESE LEADER SENDS TERRA COTTA ARMY TO AID U.S. IN IRAQ

TAPEWORM ENTERS FOURTH WEEK OF ATKIN'S DIET

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