HOLOCAUST "PRANKSTERS" FINALLY COME OUT OF HIDING

(Pictured:  Some of the Holocaust "Pranksters" and their descendants, who were also in on the joke)

     TEL AVIV, ISRAEL - After more than 64 years, thousands of elderly jews have finally come out of hiding, after maintaining the largest prank ever pulled in the history of life on Earth, the faking of the Holocaust.  Holocaust deniers all over the world are rejoicing in the fact that they've been right this whole time. Descendants of World War II era german citizens are kicking themselves the hardest for "falling for that one."

     Late in the 1930's, these pranksters joined together to plan this massive joke on Europe and to see the reactions of everyone else in the world.  As the nazis marched through Europe in the 1930's and 40's, these jewish comedians perpetuated the myth that jews were being detained by these german interlopers and eventually were being placed into "ghettos" in order to keep them separate from the gentiles of Europe.  Nothing could have been furthur from the truth. The huge castles and mansions of Bavaria became full of jewish families, living in luxury to keep a myth going throughout World war II.   At first thousands of jews were in on the joke, and eventually the word spread,  and by 1944, six million of these "jokesters" were in on the plot.

     The methods with which these comedic geniuses would use to keep their prank going included; ceasing all contact with family members, constructing facades which appeared to be concentration camps and pretending to be slave labor in them, extreme diet plans to make them look emaciated, and the burning of stray cats and dogs in order to get the ash into the air and keep the appearance of furnaces burning bodies.

     So, in order to keep the illusion,  they would slowly go into hiding.  The elderly and infirmed would go first, followed by children, women and eventually healthy men.  The locations of their hiding places remain a secret until this day.  One famous jewish writer, Anne Frank wrote a fictional account of how she and her family had been hiding in an attic, from the nazis, for years.  In reality, she was in a luxurious estate somewhere in Bavaria perpetuating the illusion. Her book, now known as a work of complete fiction, helped to damn the nazi regime and elevate the jewish plight during the war and shortly after it's end

     Director Roman Polanski, a child during the faking of the holocaust, was directly influenced by the complexity of the prank, that he later faked the murder of his wife, Sharon Tate by the Manson Family and he also later faked the affair with an underage girl that caused him to implement his own self exile, never to return to the U.S.  Polanski has never admitted to the jokes or his involvement in them.

     After the end of the war, the pranksters realized they needed to stay in hiding, indefinitely and any children they had would be sent back into the "real world" to keep the bloodlines of the various jewish families going. 

     It was a shock to Israeli officials when, in late 2009 thousands of elderly jews showed up on the doorstep of the various country's embassies with the news that the Holocaust was completely faked. Why they had waited so long to blow the cover off of the scam was a complete mystery.  After, 64 years, not many of the original 6 million pranksters were still alive, only about 3,000 remained to tell the amazing tale.  The descendants, however, had reintegrated into society with tall tales of how their grandmother had died in Aushwitz.  "If only the people not in on the joke knew all of our descendants were told to say their relatives died in Aushwitz, it would've been like 20 million people that died there. I mean, get real.   Nobody figured out that one." said one of the surviving pranksters.  Later, officials were informed that Aushwitz was the only facade erected to create the concentration camp illusion, all of the other camps never existed and the allies liberated condemned dairy plants in various towns of europe.

     "We greatly regret the nazi officials who were later tried and executed for war crimes, but the joke had to live on.  It was a small price to pay for a prank of this magnitude",  Horvan Horowitz recalls, his cap over his heart as he seemed to stare at the sky. 

     Dr. Ellery Mcmahon, a well known Holocaust denier said,  "I knew it all this time.  How could a race of people sit by and let another race completely annihilate it without reaction?  I have this theory that the whole Moses and the egyptian story was probably faked also as well as the whole Spanish Inquisition thing. They probably joined forces with the Muslims and helped to fake the crusades so that the white crusaders of Europe would look like a bunch of chainmailed douchebags.  Maybe the jewish race has faked everything they've been through for thousands of years?"