Saturday, February 6, 2010

Quick Headlines


STRAY DOG CHASES CAR, EUTHANIZES SELF

NIGERIAN PRINCE WILL ACTUALLY SEND YOU $2,000,000 IF YOU SEND HIM $30,000

BOY POINTS TO MONEY ON TREE IN BACKYARD AFTER DAD'S TIRADE

TONGUE FROZEN TO ICE CUBE

UNUSED PENIS ENLARGER TURNED INTO BONG

GLUTEN-FREE BREAD JUST BIG BAG OF YEASTY WATER

SCORPIONS ROCK GROUP FINALLY DOES ENGLISH LANGUAGE ALBUM

CAN OF CAT FOOD REMINDS OWNER HE HAS A CAT

AURORA BOREALIS VOTED #1 NAME OF INNER CITY NEWBORNS

REMOTE CONTROL OF PLANE WRENCHED FROM SIX YEAR OLD

NATION'S C AND D STUDENTS ENTHRALLED BY ENDLESS INCARNATIONS OF "ROCK BAND"

LARGE ROCK IN BACKYARD TURNED OVER, PURE EVIL BENEATH

LOCAL MAN'S TOOL SHED HAS MORE SQUARE FOOTAGE OF SPIDERWEBS THAN ACTUAL STORAGE SPACE

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