STRAY DOG CHASES CAR, EUTHANIZES SELF
NIGERIAN PRINCE WILL ACTUALLY SEND YOU $2,000,000 IF YOU SEND HIM $30,000
BOY POINTS TO MONEY ON TREE IN BACKYARD AFTER DAD'S TIRADE
TONGUE FROZEN TO ICE CUBE
UNUSED PENIS ENLARGER TURNED INTO BONG
GLUTEN-FREE BREAD JUST BIG BAG OF YEASTY WATER
SCORPIONS ROCK GROUP FINALLY DOES ENGLISH LANGUAGE ALBUM
CAN OF CAT FOOD REMINDS OWNER HE HAS A CAT
AURORA BOREALIS VOTED #1 NAME OF INNER CITY NEWBORNS
REMOTE CONTROL OF PLANE WRENCHED FROM SIX YEAR OLD
NATION'S C AND D STUDENTS ENTHRALLED BY ENDLESS INCARNATIONS OF "ROCK BAND"
LARGE ROCK IN BACKYARD TURNED OVER, PURE EVIL BENEATH
LOCAL MAN'S TOOL SHED HAS MORE SQUARE FOOTAGE OF SPIDERWEBS THAN ACTUAL STORAGE SPACE

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