Sunday, June 20, 2010

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YET ANOTHER FAT PERV DRESSES UP LIKE BLACK SPIDERMAN AND HAS MANY VHS DISNEY MOVIES TO ATTRACT VICTIMS

LINDSAY LOHAN'S ANKLE THING SET TO EXLODE JUST LIKE IN "ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK"

MALVORIANS SEIZE CONTROL OF CANDONIA IN TINY GALAXY CONTAINED IN THE FINGER NAIL CRUD OF LOCAL HOMELESS MAN

ARMY'S "ARMY OF ONE" SLOGAN OBVIOUSLY STRATEGY IN IRAQ:  THEY'LL PULL OUT WHEN THERE'S ONE SOLDIER LEFT

TELEPHONE LEAPS OUT IN FRONT OF LOCAL LIAR'S CAR

IPAD ACCIDENTLY DROPPED IN TOILET, KINDLE ACCIDENTLY DROPPED IN TOILET, ZUNE DROPPED IN TRASHCAN

SOCCER TEAM DELAYED ON TARMAC, PREMATURELY EAT THE GOALIE

LAZY DOG OWNER MIXES LAWN FERTILIZER INTO DOG FOOD

TIMELY EXPLOSION ENDS SUICIDE BOMBER'S LIFE

AREA MAN KNOWS WHICH COUNTRY THE PHOTO WAS TAKEN IN BY THE SHAPE OF IT'S MANHOLE COVERS

HERMIT CRAB UPGRADES TO RED BULL CAN

DEVIL WENT DOWN ON GEORGIA

TRAIN WINS BATTLE DESPITE COWS INDIFFERENCE 

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