Fall into the Wrong Hands and see the news that's not fit to print! News from the Wrong Hands is a parody news publication intended to wake up the public from their zombie-like state.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
QUICK HEADLINES
YET ANOTHER FAT PERV DRESSES UP LIKE BLACK SPIDERMAN AND HAS MANY VHS DISNEY MOVIES TO ATTRACT VICTIMS
LINDSAY LOHAN'S ANKLE THING SET TO EXLODE JUST LIKE IN "ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK"
MALVORIANS SEIZE CONTROL OF CANDONIA IN TINY GALAXY CONTAINED IN THE FINGER NAIL CRUD OF LOCAL HOMELESS MAN
ARMY'S "ARMY OF ONE" SLOGAN OBVIOUSLY STRATEGY IN IRAQ: THEY'LL PULL OUT WHEN THERE'S ONE SOLDIER LEFT
TELEPHONE LEAPS OUT IN FRONT OF LOCAL LIAR'S CAR
IPAD ACCIDENTLY DROPPED IN TOILET, KINDLE ACCIDENTLY DROPPED IN TOILET, ZUNE DROPPED IN TRASHCAN
SOCCER TEAM DELAYED ON TARMAC, PREMATURELY EAT THE GOALIE
LAZY DOG OWNER MIXES LAWN FERTILIZER INTO DOG FOOD
TIMELY EXPLOSION ENDS SUICIDE BOMBER'S LIFE
AREA MAN KNOWS WHICH COUNTRY THE PHOTO WAS TAKEN IN BY THE SHAPE OF IT'S MANHOLE COVERS
HERMIT CRAB UPGRADES TO RED BULL CAN
DEVIL WENT DOWN ON GEORGIA
TRAIN WINS BATTLE DESPITE COWS INDIFFERENCE
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